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An old man\'s wife died. At the same time, his cow died. He was
sad that his wife was dead but extremely sorry to lose the cow.
The local vicar criticised him.
"You seem sorrier about the cow than about your wife. But a wife is
more valuable than a mere cow."
"Not true," replied the old man. "I have proof. At least ten women
have offered to replace my wife. But no one has offered to replace
my cow."
* * *
A man decided to divorce his wife. He explained to the judge in the
court,
"My wife would not cook proper meals for me. At first, she would open
a tin of food and heat it in the oven. Then, she would simply put the
unopened tin in the fridge. Finally, she would not even do that. She
left a note telling me where to find a recipe."
* * *
John became hoarse. He went to the doctor\'s, rang the bell and a nurse
opened the door.
"Is the doctor in?" John whispered. The nurse looked at his face which
was hidden by a scarf and thought she understood the situation. She
replied,
"No sir. The doctor\'s out. You can come in. You are safe. His wife is
quite alone."
Анекдоты предоставлены молодежным движением К12 - Днепропетровск.
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