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The real estate agent says, "I have a good, cheap apartment for you."
The man replys, "By the week or by the month?"
The agent answers, "By the garbage dump.."
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Bank Teller: How do you like the money?
English Student: I like it very much.
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"Why do you take baths in milk?"
"I can\'t find a cow tall enough for a shower."
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Customer in a restaurant: I would like to have a plate of rice and a
piece of fried chicken and a cup of coffee
Waitress : Is it enough Sir?
Customer : What? Do you think I can\'t buy more?
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"I was born in California."
"Which part?"
"All of me."
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